Embrace your inner culinary commando with 'The Breakfast Assassin' Heavyweight T-shirt! This shirt isn't just about style; it's a declaration of your unwavering dedication to the most important meal of the day. Featuring a dynamic, pop-art inspired graphic of a pancake-flipping, syrup-splashing agent of flavor, it's perfect for anyone who takes their breakfast seriously and enjoys a dash of humor.
Crafted from heavyweight cotton, this t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. It's one of our most popular items, offering a relaxed style made for casual wear while making a bold statement. Whether you're conquering your kitchen or just chilling out, you'll appreciate the quality and comfort.
Seamless double-needle collar for a smooth finish
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for lasting durability
Taped neck and shoulders for enhanced resilience
Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
Ready to join the ranks of the breakfast elite? Tailor your style by selecting from a vibrant spectrum of colors including classic White, earthy Natural, sunny Daisy, or rich Irish Green, among many others. Find your perfect fit from sizes S to 2XL. Choose your favorite shade and size to claim your Breakfast Assassin tee today and conquer your mornings in style!
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