Cookies Before Boundaries

For the shopper who's already decided treats win over social obligations this December. This design turns that decision into a confident, self-satisfied Christmas motto, not a complaint.

The same bold rounded retro slab-serif lettering family stacks the phrase across three lines, cream ink fill against a solid forest-green hard-edge drop shadow, with a mixed-size starburst cluster above the first line and a tiny holly-berry accent below the last. A light vintage screen-print grain carries the same faded, sun-worn texture across the whole series.

Part of the Christmas collection's Holiday Humor sub-line, where the store's retro-groovy typography system carries a rotating cast of original, self-aware holiday one-liners built for the buyer who doesn't take the season too seriously.

PRODUCT DETAILS
Garment: Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey T-Shirt
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors: cotton/polyester blend), approximately 4.2 oz/yd²
Fit: Unisex retail fit, side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, crew neckline
Print Location: Front chest
Sizes: XS–5XL