Deadpan Heart – Zippered Canvas Tote

The Funny Valentine’s Collection celebrates love that doesn’t announce itself. This design is for couples who understand that affection doesn’t have to be loud to be meaningful—and that sometimes the joke is in not making one.

The deadpan heart design strips romance down to its simplest form, letting understatement do the work. It’s dry, intentional, and quietly funny, offering a knowing nod rather than a punchline.

Minimal and restrained, this piece is ideal for partners who appreciate subtle humor and clean design—where the feeling is clear, even if nothing is spelled out.

Love, but make it smart.

Product Details:
• Crafted from durable, 100% heavy cotton canvas
• 19-liter capacity main compartment with zipper closure
• Reinforced 24 1/2"" handles with 8 1/2"" drop
• Front 8 ½” zipper pocket size: 9 1/2""W x 9""H