The Funny Valentine’s Collection celebrates love that doesn’t announce itself. This design is for couples who understand that affection doesn’t have to be loud to be meaningful—and that sometimes the joke is in not making one.
The deadpan heart design strips romance down to its simplest form, letting understatement do the work. It’s dry, intentional, and quietly funny, offering a knowing nod rather than a punchline.
Minimal and restrained, this piece is ideal for partners who appreciate subtle humor and clean design—where the feeling is clear, even if nothing is spelled out.
Love, but make it smart.
Product features •Heavy 8 oz 50/50 cotton-poly that gets better with every wash •Double-lined hood with color-matched flat drawcord •Deep kangaroo pocket that actually holds what you stuff in it •Seamless tubular body—no twisting, no bullshit •Built for DTG, DTF, and optional embroidery that stays sharp
Care instructions •Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F) •Non-chlorine bleach only •Tumble dry medium •Iron low if you must (never on the print) •Do not dry-clean
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