Deadpan Heart – Crewneck Sweatshirt

The Funny Valentine’s Collection celebrates love that doesn’t announce itself. This design is for couples who understand that affection doesn’t have to be loud to be meaningful—and that sometimes the joke is in not making one.

The deadpan heart design strips romance down to its simplest form, letting understatement do the work. It’s dry, intentional, and quietly funny, offering a knowing nod rather than a punchline.

Minimal and restrained, this piece is ideal for partners who appreciate subtle humor and clean design—where the feeling is clear, even if nothing is spelled out.

Love, but make it smart.

Features:
• Fabrication: Medium-heavy fabric 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Seams: Without side seams
• Fit: Loose fit
• Sizing: Unisex Sizing
• Label: Sewn-in label

Care instructions:
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Do not iron
• Do not dry-clean