“Cupid Can Kiss My Arrow” is a rejection of manufactured romance and obligatory sentiment. The phrase is sharp, self-aware, and intentionally confrontational—designed for those who meet Valentine’s Day with humor instead of expectation.
This piece doesn’t mourn romance; it dismisses it. It’s confident, direct, and grounded in independence, making it a statement for singles, skeptics, and anyone who prefers honesty over hearts and arrows.
Product features •Heavy 8 oz 50/50 cotton-poly that gets better with every wash •Double-lined hood with color-matched flat drawcord •Deep kangaroo pocket that actually holds what you stuff in it •Seamless tubular body—no twisting, no bullshit •Built for DTG, DTF, and optional embroidery that stays sharp
Care instructions •Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F) •Non-chlorine bleach only •Tumble dry medium •Iron low if you must (never on the print) •Do not dry-clean
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