Cupid Can Kiss My Arrow – Crewneck Sweatshirt

“Cupid Can Kiss My Arrow” is a rejection of manufactured romance and obligatory sentiment. The phrase is sharp, self-aware, and intentionally confrontational—designed for those who meet Valentine’s Day with humor instead of expectation.

This piece doesn’t mourn romance; it dismisses it. It’s confident, direct, and grounded in independence, making it a statement for singles, skeptics, and anyone who prefers honesty over hearts and arrows.

Features:
• Fabrication: Medium-heavy fabric 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Seams: Without side seams
• Fit: Loose fit
• Sizing: Unisex Sizing
• Label: Sewn-in label

Care instructions:
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Do not iron
• Do not dry-clean