Professional Day Drinker – Crewneck Sweatshirt - Emerald Edition

Deadpan. Confident. Committed.

Professional Day Drinker reads like a title you earned. The design reflects that — structured, clean, and delivered with a straight face.

It’s humor without exaggeration. A quiet flex for the socially seasoned.

Clock out. Pour up.

Features:
• Fabrication: Medium-heavy fabric 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Seams: Without side seams
• Fit: Loose fit
• Sizing: Unisex Sizing
• Label: Sewn-in label

Care instructions:
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Do not iron
• Do not dry-clean