Funny Christmas Shirt - Deck the Halls, Not the Diet

Deck the Halls, Not the Diet

For the shopper who's decided the holidays are for indulging, not counting anything. This design turns that confident permission slip into a two-line Christmas badge.

Two lines of bold rounded retro slab-serif lettering carry a brick-red ink fill against a solid forest-green hard-edge drop shadow, with a starburst cluster and a small two-berry holly sprig accent beside DIET. The same light vintage screen-print grain and gentle upward baseline arc carry through the series.

Part of the Christmas collection's Holiday Humor sub-line, where the store's retro-groovy typography system carries a rotating cast of original, self-aware holiday one-liners built for the buyer who doesn't take the season too seriously.

PRODUCT DETAILS
Garment: Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey T-Shirt
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors: cotton/polyester blend), approximately 4.2 oz/yd²
Fit: Unisex retail fit, side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, crew neckline
Print Location: Front chest
Sizes: XS–5XL